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ESE Direct's favourite jokes

With the winning entry from this year's Edinburgh Fringe Festival being announced "I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans free," we thought it would be fun to collect some of ESE Direct's favourite jokes and share them with you. We may add to the list over the next few days...

Here we go then...

- "What do you call the security guards outside Samsung? The Guardians of the Galaxy."

- "A man goes into a butchers and asks "Have you got a sheep's head?" The butcher replies "No, it's just the way I comb my hair."

- "Breaking wind in an elevator - that's wrong on just so many levels."

- "Thieves broke into the New York National Art Gallery this afternoon. The police immediately sealed off all the exits. So the thieves then escaped through all the entrances."

- "What's brown and sticky? A stick!"

- "What happens when you witness a ship wreck? You let in sink in."

- "So I was taking the M4 out of London...but then this bloke said "Put it back!"

- "I spent £96 on eBay for a cheese grater once owned by Hitler and Saddam Hussein...It was the grater of two evils."

- "Man goes into a pet shop wanting to buy a wasp. When he was told that they didn't sell them he says "Well, you've got one in the window."

So that's just a few of the jokes that make our staff members laugh, but what about you? Did you find them funny? Which is your favourite?

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